time warp to the 21st century~ modiface virtual makeover

I just got a smartphone- a REALLY smartphone, a Samsung Infuse 4g. Of course I found a makeover app for the android...

https://market.android.com/details?id=com.modiface.makeup

from that page, screenshots, in other words, how it would look
if you aligned all points perfectly, applied makeup with a del-
icate hand AND looked like a 22 year old model to begin with:

As you will see, I have none of those points in my favor.


I also have absolutely NO problem humiliating myself for your
amusement:)


Now we'll look at a few pictures of MY virtual makeover!

this is my "before" picture...

I "aligned the oval".
Somehow I seemed to miss the top of my 
forehead in this step... it really does not
matter 

 The next step is to "adjust the points". The middle 
area is for the lips, the two above are for the eyes.
I'm not sure what the areas above those two are for. 
I assumed that they were for the eyebrows so that's what I "adjusted" those points to.
Never mind that there is no "eyebrow" 
option in this program...I mean app!

  

Here I am, properly aligned. ...:) I mean 
adjusted.  Well-adjusted? 

  

  


foundation...

  

eyeshadow....omg, I swear my eyes are not that crepe-ey. It's an "alignment" problem.
As in, I look better in photos when Jupiter aligns with Mars. When peace guides the planets. When love rules the stars...

 MASCARA!!!
WOWZA!!!!


that's alluring, yes...?

  

lips:)

and..... ta-da! 

the complete makeover!
WOW! Makeup that makes
a statement!

notice a resemblance?