Monday, October 17, 2011

Lola Montez


 Lola Montez was a fascinating woman, born 1821, a "Spanish dancer" of Irish birth. Beautiful, intelligent and independent.  She was the consort of King Ludwig I of Bavaria and was able to use her position and influence to institute liberal reforms, during a time in history when women did not have a lot of influence or power. She traveled the world, had adventures in Australia and lived her last years in the United States. She was a dancer and an actress and lectured on beauty and the state of womanhood in general. She had an uncanny ability to see beyond her own time, to see into the past and take note of the larger forces that determined the mores of the society of in which she lived.  I became aware of her through her book, "The Arts of Beauty, or, Secrets of a Lady's Toilet." We'll get to that one later... 


Today I was reading "Autobiography and Lectures of Lola Montez", by C. Chauncey Burr, 1860. These snippets are from her lecture, "Beautiful Women". 


"- It won't last. Beauty has it's date, and it is the penalty of nature that girls must fade, and become wizened as their grandmothers have done before them."


"The old abbey and the aged oak are more venerable in their decay; and many are the charms around us, both of art and nature, that may still linger and please. The breaking wave is most graceful at the moment of it's dissolution; the sun when setting is still glorious and beautiful; and though the longest day must have it's evening, yet is the evening as beautiful as the morning- the light deserts us, but it is to visit us again; the rose retains it's charms for the sense, and though it falls into decay, it renews it's glories at the approach of another spring."


"But for woman there is no second May! To each belongs her little day; and time, that gives new whiteness to the swan, gives it not unto woman. The winner of a hundred hearts, in the very bud of her beauty, in the morn and liquid dews of youth even, cannot obtain a patent for her charms. "They all do fade as a leaf." While the fair lady curls her hair, is it not imperceptibly going gray?"


"To borrow an Arabian Proverb, let her "be light as the full moon", yet when her eye is fullest of light, it is nearest the point where it begins to fade. The fuller the rose is blown, the sooner it is shed. When the peach is ripest, what next?"


"...She has a summer as well as a spring, an autumn, and a winter. As the aspect of Earth alters with the changes of the year, so does the appearance of woman adapt itself to the time which passes over her. Like the rose, she buds, she blooms, she fades, she dies..."


Lola Montez died at 39. She considered that the "zenith" or the "high noon", if you will, to be at the age of 30. She died, in her Autumn...





Sunday, October 16, 2011

The torturous path to beauty - top ten devices(so far)

There does not seem to be a limit to people's creativity when it comes to inventing devices that are purportedly capable of squeezing, shocking, compressing, flattening, plumping, poking and prodding obstinate flesh into the desired shape or appearance.  I present to you some of the strangest devices I've found...


More rubber garments...






        The "facial massage" roller...





The "ear cap"




The "nose adjustor"




the leg straightener... egads!




the chin strap...


another view...



and, I kid you not- thumb-screws...


the next images are of a method of "curative gymnastics" called the Zander Method. I have seen it described as exercise for the sedentary...



Thursday, October 13, 2011

Isis' secret...

I assume that "Nysis" is a takeoff on "Isis". 
I love this old ad. I love the triangular box(calls to mind the pyramids, yes?) I love the strange floating exotic head. Best of all, it's for "beauty of any type", even those of us that have no slaves bearing libations as we lovingly gaze upon ourselves!



Tuesday, October 11, 2011

If all else fails, wrap yourself in rubber!

The accessories to my mom's inflatable rubber shorts, found at last...


Monday, October 10, 2011

painted Jezebel.... the history of face painting, condensed


from Home Notes, London, Volume 5, 1895~




Don't wear makeup in a crowded room...

Dubious advice from a tome entitled "The Reason Why, Domestic Science affording Intelligible Reasons for the Various Duties which a Housewife has to Perform", published 1864... whew!


         Granted, back in the day one of the ingredients in cosmetics that gave one a "pearly bloom" was lead...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Breakin' the law....

I wonder if this law was ever enforced?

Historically there has been quite a resistance to "artificial aids" to
beauty, whether that aid come in the form of a balm, shampoo or cosmetic.
This is the only instance that I am aware of though when it was actually
ILLEGAL to adorn oneself...

I found some images of the beauties of Charles II's court~ none look especially falsified to me...

Lady Bellasys


The Duchess of Portsmouth~


The Duchess of Richmond~


and Mrs. Middleton... hmmm...